Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Good Grief

Trying to ponder some profound statement about "griefers" in Eve. My wine addled brain is not helping lol. I do not consider myself a "griefer" in Eve....I just like killing. Explosions and the rush of combat is why I play this game.
Of course, not everyone plays the game this way. What follows is a delightful exchange with a mission runner I caught in Lowsec.

First exchange after probing his mission (he escaped first time).

[01:09:30] Naoru Kozan > sup
[01:09:38] Christopher Michael > suck my dick you fucker!
[01:09:46] Naoru Kozan > hmmmmm?
[01:10:45] Naoru Kozan > that seems a little rude
[01:10:55] Christopher Michael > would you prefer cunt?
[01:11:59] Naoru Kozan > what is it with mission runners getting so abusive?
[01:12:12] Naoru Kozan > seems like a lot of pent up anger or something
[01:13:43] Christopher Michael > my purpose in playing is to take it easy and enjoy the game. Your  purpose is trying to get others to cancel thier accounts
[01:13:49] Christopher Michael > so I think you are a cunt
[01:14:12] Naoru Kozan > wow
[01:14:19] Christopher Michael > yup
[01:14:34] Naoru Kozan > you would be amazed at how relaxing it is killing carebears
[01:15:00] Naoru Kozan > catch him unaware screaming that it's unfair lol
[01:15:05] Christopher Michael > I understand
[01:15:38] Naoru Kozan > FYI convoing and abusing the person who crashed your mission only encourages them to try and kill you more
[01:15:45] Christopher Michael > I just think it makes you a cunt'
[01:16:30] Naoru Kozan > ah there is that carebear rage again
[01:16:43] Naoru Kozan > give pvp a crack sometime
[01:16:43] Christopher Michael > ypu bet
[01:16:47] Christopher Michael > nope
[01:16:54] Christopher Michael > not my cup o' tea
[01:16:57] Naoru Kozan > makes you see the game in a new light
[01:16:58] Christopher Michael > never has been
[01:17:01] Christopher Michael > never will be
[01:17:16] Christopher Michael > problem with EVE is it doesn't give you a choice
[01:17:36] Christopher Michael > and many of my friends warned me about starting EVE because of cunts like you
[01:17:56] Naoru Kozan > well you only escaped the first time because i didn't have my fleet set up properly
[01:18:02] Naoru Kozan > made me a little sad :(
[01:18:05] Christopher Michael > you shrink the subscriber base and limit eve's potential
[01:18:35] Naoru Kozan > nah bro
[01:18:37] Christopher Michael > I understand that getting people to cancel their accounts gives you an erection
[01:18:46] Naoru Kozan > we provide "emergent gameplay"
[01:18:47] Christopher Michael > so fuck off
[01:18:57] Christopher Michael > lol
[01:19:01] Christopher Michael > sure you do
[01:19:14] Christopher Michael > so did Polpot ;)
[01:20:08] Naoru Kozan > damn that is harsh man

Third time was a charm and I caught his Myrmidon.

Quick ransom negotiation for the pod:

[01:28:04] Naoru Kozan > 50 mil and your pod can go free
[01:28:21] Christopher Michael > naw, its cool. I'll be done now
[01:28:27] Christopher Michael > you've done your job
[01:28:42] Naoru Kozan > you sure man?
[01:28:46] Naoru Kozan > how about 20 mil?
[01:28:47] Christopher Michael > yup
[01:28:50] Christopher Michael > EVE sucks
[01:28:58] Christopher Michael > and I was warned prior to starting
[01:29:16] Christopher Michael > seriously
[01:29:17] Naoru Kozan > ok have it your way
[01:29:19] Naoru Kozan > o/
[01:29:23] Christopher Michael > ccp doesn't need my money

A few hours later I recieve an Eve-mail from the distraught carebear.

From: Christopher Michael
Sent: 2013.03.02 07:12
To: Naoru Kozan, 

I cancelled my account as did several of my friends. CCP should thank you for costing them 4 monthly subscriptions. This is the only mmo to give full control of the game world to assholes like you.

One of those moments where the only thing to do is scratch your head and laugh.

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