Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Random Eve-mail Stalker

Seems to be the month where "spontaneous weapon malfunctions" are causing some severe emotional trauma for hauler pilots and mission runners accross New Eden.

A simple hauler kill. Followed by a free trip home. Resulted in this amusing exchange.



Bounty placed on you
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.03.09 06:40

Kin'va Sal placed 5,000,000 ISK in bounty on your head.


After a few ship losses strange Eve-mail messages start arriving.


Karma
From: Kin'va Sal
Sent: 2013.03.09 21:42
To: Naoru Kozan, 

Looks like your habits are catching up with you, Kozan.

I hope you saw your own blood before you blacked out...


How's it feel so far?
From: Kin'va Sal
Sent: 2013.03.11 03:00
To: Naoru Kozan, 

Enjoying your fame?


HAHAHAHAHAH
From: Kin'va Sal
Sent: 2013.03.11 03:59
To: Naoru Kozan, 

EAT SPACE, LOSER!


9 lives?
From: Kin'va Sal
Sent: 2013.03.11 05:00
To: Naoru Kozan, 

Used up 5 so far today, haven't you?  Muhahah...


Re: 9 lives?
From: Naoru Kozan
Sent: 2013.03.11 08:12
To: Kin'va Sal, 

Hey man, I think you might have taken getting killed in eve way to seriously. Last time I checked I'm at 700 or so losses. Just part of the game man.

Regards,

Naoru Kozan


Re: Re: 9 lives?
From: Kin'va Sal
Sent: 2013.03.12 06:13
To: Naoru Kozan, 

It feels so good when I receive a notification of your recent demise and bounty-collection.  You destroyed my ship and murdered me in cold blood, for the thrill of it.  Have you abandoned your humanity?


There are some very interesting people in this world.

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