Damn
it just ticked over to midnight. All my corpmates are offline and the thought
of probing anymore systems is too horrible to contemplate. Suleiman Shouaa
announces that the Tuskers are starting another suicide gank day. I jump in a
Stiletto and make the trek down to Verge Vendor through highsec (always fun
navigating high when flashy).
Jufivette
was the form up, free suicide Thrashers and Catalysts were passed out and we
got to work finding gank targets.
A
missioning Tengu is probed and a swarm of Thrashers descend upon it.
Then
in local:
[16:40:57] Message > Pirates have emerged from the shadows!
[16:41:56] x220 > FUCK YOU ALL.
Fleet
coms breaks down in laughter, perfect timing between the mission spawn and the
gank.
Everyone
scarpers back to station to wait out the global criminal flag.
Following
soon after a Nightmare, Tengu and Basilisk are spotted running a mission
together. Swiftly they are probed and another gang of Thrashers drop into the
mission.
Then in local:
[17:15:46] Message > A nearby pirate gang has arrived to
reinforce the blockade!
Immersive PVE content.
A bit later we bag another Tengu.
Here are some comments from the local carebear population.
[18:06:31] TLH Esubria > holy crap, what happened here
[20:20:24] Peanyra > they want to gang me in mission
[20:20:40] Peanyra > but concord destroyed all ships
[20:21:16] Peanyra > its not save here even more
[20:21:39] Sc00bs > its not safe anywhere
Feeling bored I try some local banter to goad a
response.
[20:10:18] Drama Rocarion > fucking pirates
[20:10:24] Drama Rocarion > did anyone get ganked?
[20:12:17] Sc00bs > not that i know of but you look like
you gots a bounty
[20:14:27] Drama Rocarion > /emote shrugs
[20:14:32] Drama Rocarion > you have a bounty as well
[20:14:52] Sc00bs > sadly i am not the pirate
[20:15:05] Sc00bs > ogb for my miner
(I put a 5 million bounty on him for the lols)
Logging onto my alt the next day I am greeted by the
message:
Bounty placed on you
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2013.04.21 20:25
Sc00bs placed 500,000,000 ISK in bounty on your
head.
Riiiiight ok then. I guess a 5 million ISK bounty
makes miners mad.
/shrugs
Overall it was a very fun morning :)