Monday, July 22, 2013

More fan mail!

NSFW!

Me and Diz were just finishing up a roam when a clueless Itty V jumps into us and cloaks. We do some halfhearted burning around to decloak him and fail. Giving up, we reapproach the gate and prepare to jump. Then the Itty decloaks 40KM off, we burn over and pop the him and the pod.

We dock up and I log to go take care of some RL stuff. On my return I'm greeted by a bunch of new messages:


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:02
To: Naoru Kozan, 

You know who you are, and your friend, you fucking hell, you do not respect the deductible, you scavengers, let you fuck all my life, in your point Dran!


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:15
To: Naoru Kozan, 

shield themselves pirates do not tell my eggs, you washed-slut I'll write about you on the forums themselves have run


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:43
To: Naoru Kozan, 

whore you where I came to fuck you and you are not well, you whore


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:48
To: Naoru Kozan, 

You bitch that crap filth long will I wait to hop on my dick


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:51
To: Naoru Kozan, 

you stupid or something go here alliance whores


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 07:55
To: Naoru Kozan, 

you have decided that you have an alliance whores, and who comes to you, that slut and cancer


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 08:52
To: Naoru Kozan, 

Your alliance will soon be to fuck, it's left for the price that I would say that would fuck you all there, prepare the jelly scum, I'll give any money that would have buried your alliance


 Re: 777
From: Naoru Kozan
Sent: 2013.07.22 08:59
To: San Jinlong,

Hi,

I think you have confused me with someone else. If you have any diplomatic problems with our corp. please feel free to contact our diplomat and state the exact nature of your problem.

Regards,

Naoru Kozan


777
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 09:04
To: Naoru Kozan, 

in the sense of a problem? attacked by lawlessness, I generally went blank, why do I have to honestly earn and what you take away all the whores, Победа: San Jinlong (Iteron Mark V*) you pretend that stupid, let my 6000000 adequate if you're a normal person, or for you to start chaos, I am well zarobatyvayut so do not joke with me


Re: 777
From: Naoru Kozan
Sent: 2013.07.22 09:09
To: San Jinlong, 

)))



1
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 09:12
To: Naoru Kozan, 

I want my 6000000 humanly ask one last time, do you think your alliance will dig for 1000y.e.


Re: 1
From: Naoru Kozan
Sent: 2013.07.22 09:16
To: San Jinlong, 

No. It's only an Itteron V. Just let it go man.

Fly safe,

o/


1
From: San Jinlong
Sent: 2013.07.22 09:19
To: Naoru Kozan, 

See for yourself, for me it's the principle!
Then you will fuck your major in the alliance and not me!


OOOOOKAAAAY THEN. I'd hazard a guess and that English is not his first language and his mental state is trending towards "slightly" vexed.

4 comments:

  1. Just noticed your blog through a link by Sugar. Thanks for linking some pvp fits a week ago and giving some advice in general.

    I am still planning to return and learn pvp basics by getting killed multiple times but currently in a more expensive PVE clone and working on some epic mission arcs.

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  2. " No. It's only an Itteron V. Just let it go man."
    Bwahahaha!
    That Russian needs some therapy!

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